I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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nutella sex= disaster
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.