The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine