It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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