We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
