They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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