Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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