The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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