Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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