I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Houston, we have a blender
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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