I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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