But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
