There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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