I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The power of my boobs compel you
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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