I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you win again, gameday.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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