Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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