We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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