the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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