is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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