Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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