i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize