I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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