Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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