Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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