they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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