Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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