gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
