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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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