Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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