New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
