well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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