How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that