Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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