I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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