guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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