is your mom at the bar?
Non-Jews are for practice
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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