Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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