I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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