also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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