just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
