Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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