One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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