im gay
i know
yea but for you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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