i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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