oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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