DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
should my penis look like a turkey
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Never joke about your clitoris.
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