That's intense
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
