DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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