I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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