Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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