Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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