There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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