He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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