Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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