i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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