I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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