Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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