I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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