I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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