She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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