How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
God I need to hump something, right now.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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